Woe is Washington.

So I guess now the whole country knows what we here in Washington have been knowing since the beginning of the season.
The Washington Redskins SUCK like shiggedy! The Washington Redskins have been giving some of the worst performances I’ve ever seen in professional football games. They have been train wrecks. Grease fires. The Redskins offense is a combination of R. Kelly and MC Hammer. Piss Poor! And while the Skins were stinkin’ it up on the field, the head coach Jim Zorn was on the sidelines doing nothing. Zorn was just standing around looking stupid while some old man behind the scenes called all of the shots. We already had that situation in Washington before with George Bush and Dick Cheney. And it didn’t work then either. So much for this season. As long as we beat the Cowboys I’ll be happy. And we will beat the Cowboys.