Finally America Gets a Vote Right!
I was at the “Kick Michael Irvin off of Dancing With the Stars” afterparty and there wasn’t a dry eye in the room. We they announced that Michael Irvin was going home, I started crying like Jesse Jackson in Grant Park. We can now once again have faith in the system. The same system that honestly and fairly booted Macy Gray’s Frankenstein dancing ass has now redeemed itself. I just hope that the pain and humiliation doesn’t send Michael Irvin into relapse. I don’t want to catch him on the corner trying to cop some of that crank. You know, some of that Eddie Kane Jr. Some of that Jimmy Early. Fight the urge Michael, fight the urge! If you other recovering users out there see a brother walking to your NA meeting tonight wearing a sleeveless shiny shirt and tight pants doing the cha-cha, give that bamma a hug.
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