Troops The True Celebrities?

I should celebrate our troops everyday like we do these celebrities I always talk about. The soldiers do more than these celebrities do. The soldiers have to pack up and leave their families. Do celebrities do that?

Well, Swizzbeatz did leave his wife and kids for Alicia Keys. Soldiers have to run covert undercover operations. Do celebrities do that?

Well Eddie and Johnny, they’re pretty covert. Soldiers have to defuse bombs. Do celebrities do that?

Well Mariah Carey’s new album pretty much bombed, so she’s dealing with that. Some of our soldiers are POWs but our only celebrity POW is R. Kelly and his POW stands for “Pees On Women”. I think you get my point at this point. The real superstars are the men and women of our military: the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, and a special shout out to all of the security guards at Black malls. Talk about being on the front lines!