The Tattoos

These Bammas Here!

The NBA season has started. And as the thirty teams begin their race for the coveted NBA title, every single fan of basketball is asking the same question. How long before Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian get a divorce? Cuz you know it’s coming. Their divorce is like Kobe in the fourth quarter…ain’t nothing they can do to stop it. Did you hear about that big bamma Lamar Odom and that Sleestack Khloe Kardashian getting tattoos? They got those Hollywood love tats on their hands. She got L.O. for Lamar Odom and he got K.O. for Khloe Odom. But she shoulda got G.D. for Gold Digger and he shoulda got D.A. for Dumb Ass. You cannot get tattoos of someone’s name or initials when you’ve only known them four months. I don’t care if you did marry them. You can get out of a marriage. You can’t annul a tattoo. Plus they got the tats on the back of their hands so it always looks like they got stamped at the club.